New word

It's juanete, which most often means bunion. It's from a mean photo-illustrated piece in the Mira tabloid that we picked up, showing closeups of non-beautiful parts of the bodies of those in show business. There's a shot of one of Madonna's hands, and it's described as a claw. We're going to save the article and all the rest of the tabloid for when we're tired and really need to be entertained. We've used up our backlog of the Onion, which was good for many laughs for us and visiting firemen.